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12月8日 A Secondlife Saga: As per popular request... 
 ♫ ♪ MEDIA : ♪ ♫ - FOOLISH FROST
'Parody of Rockstar' aka The Avatar Song
I'm through with living real life Cause nobody cares,
And workin my job That's going nowhere Ya know Real life ain't Quite the way I want it to be Tell me what you want. I want a virtual home In my very own sim And a harem I can have Cybersex with And enough linden cash for Anything I'm gonna need Yeah? So tell me what you Need. I'll need a SexGen bed With every move And enough sexballs To keep my groove Gettin every X-cite bit That's ever been made for me Been there, Done That. I want a skybox so high I'll live next to god And to learn how to build Without trying too hard So that everybody's gonna Have to come to me So how you gonna do it? I'm gonna trade real life For virtual fame
I'll even get prim hair And pick out a name 'Cause we all just Wanna be cool avatars With the virtual land Driving cybered-up cars And the girls come easy And they put out fast Course they're all really guys But hey who gonna ask? And we'll all hang out At the Elbow Room Wander every sexsim Playing pixel boom-boom Every newbie wannabe Gonna be there Every furry-girl bunny With her bleach blonde hair And... Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar I wanna be loved like I'm a part of the FIC Power like Anshe Chung Without all of the dick Have every single newbie Tell me how great I've got to be Wanna to be my friend? I'm gonna dress my avi With the best of skins So how you gonna do it? → ALT key, HTML codes, Spaces customizing tutorials and Internet related - right column
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A year on Secondlife; an Unkle's story. what start as a forum joke has become you're unfortunate reality from a virtual world.
As the story goes, if one can keep their head while all about them lose theirs... seems Unkie is right at home with the unwashed masses...
 Once you get past the glitter and flash that is my life, I'm an ordinary guy just like anyone else out there...
 A great life, lots of fun inworld, got a nice property, stylingly furnished house, got a pet and everything...
 Living with Ardra and Billie was a definate treat, seems they had their fun too so awesome all the way around. Mostly...
  I could've done without the dog though...
 And there was the time my cam wasn't working and I got caught doing it manually...
 Events this year at Sinful Needs were nothing short of spectacular with many sl celeb's attending including Krusty Linden...
 My personal favorite event was "The Colour White" and dancing with Billie the sweet EnglishRose (and me in white giving the dip of a lifetime. Cleavage much?) Psst, there's the smexy heels we were talking 'bout!
 My darling wife Ardra and I working a Rocky Horror Picture Show event together; Ardra is the smexy hunk hugging me -smirks-
 Shaking what my momma gave me...
 Having a female shape for an impromptu crossdressing event $400.
A must-have vampy skin just for effect $550.
Hearing nothing except 'omg bob...' over chat for 3 minutes $1500.
Forgetting to reset your male Xcite nipple piecings and hearing more 'omg bobs...' Priceless.
 ...and not wanting to wear the same thing twice I was at a loss until a friend created a hat just for me for the next The Colour white -wewt-
 I must say my job as General Manager has kept me busy with many responsibilities as well as a good example, role model and mentor to my staff - something one must always strive to maintain...
 I've no doubt I've filled my role well, steady as a rock under pressure...
 A Secondlife chapter entitled 'Adventures in Accidental ReTextures...
  For the lyrics to The Avatar Song, poke Homer =~.^=
... and just cause I lub yer ass, if you're inclined 'Hitler Explains Secondlife" (wait til the background song ends or click your Esc key to stop it before playing the video)
Cya on the grid, and thanks for visiting.
  Foolish Frost "Parody of Rockstar" aka 'The Avatar Song' I'm through with living real life Cause nobody cares,
And workin my job That's going nowhere Ya know Real life ain't Quite the way I want it to be Tell me what you want. I want a virtual home In my very own sim And a harem I can have Cybersex with And enough linden cash for Anything I'm gonna need Yeah? So tell me what you Need. I'll need a SexGen bed With every move And enough sexballs To keep my groove Gettin every X-cite bit That's ever been made for me Been there, Done That. I want a skybox so high I'll live next to god And to learn how to build Without trying too hard So that everybody's gonna Have to come to me So how you gonna do it? I'm gonna trade real life For virtual fame
I'll even get prim hair And pick out a name 'Cause we all just Wanna be cool avatars With the virtual land Driving cybered-up cars And the girls come easy And they put out fast Course they're all really guys But hey who gonna ask? And we'll all hang out At the Elbow Room Wander every sexsim Playing pixel boom-boom Every newbie wannabe Gonna be there Every furry-girl bunny With her bleach blonde hair And... Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar I wanna be loved like I'm a part of the FIC Power like Anshe Chung Without all of the dick Have every single newbie Tell me how great I've got to be Wanna to be my friend? I'm gonna dress my avi With the best of skins So how you gonna do it?
9月20日 PULL OUT? ewwwww....
♫ ♪ MEDIA : ♪ ♫ - THE ROYAL NAVY
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Before my rant, the reason: 'Hush' over Afghan mission must end: Kenny
Updated Sun. Sep. 20 2009 12:52 PM ET CTV.ca News Staff
Liberal Senator Colin Kenny says politicians are too afraid of offending soldiers and their families by questioning Canada's role in Afghanistan, but it's important to have an honest debate about the mission.
In a recent op-ed column in the Ottawa Citizen, Kenny called Afghanistan Canada's Vietnam, a war that lasted for more than a decade and left nearly 60,000 U.S. dead. But Kenny pointed to widespread allegations of voter fraud in last month's presidential election, a thriving drug trade in Helmand and Kandahar provinces and the recent passage of a law that allows for marital rape as signs that the mission in Afghanistan needs to be reevaluated. How much do you agree with that comment ?
If that answer is yes, feel safe cause you're among the majority. Yay you!
But you're also a HUGE part of the problem in where we're going wrong and lemme tell ya why.
First, you do not parachute your sons and daughters into some far off land to take lives with every chance they'll lose their own in the pricess, have that indeed happen... THEN ponder the wisdom of it. Fact is we're not world policeman, never wanted to be - barring hockey we're the peacekeepers. the people that show others the higher path.
 Sadly the decision being make it's not the time to be queemish, one could question the wisdom of it but I'd take that a step further and ask what would pulling out now be telling the families of those who've already paid the highest price. Surely we can't be a country that sends our own full of the bravado of serving mankind in the name of peace, king and country, to die... for what amounts to folly and an oops. Sending your troops in at the same time as pondering 'hmmm...' is never a great morale booster either. Get off the f*ckin' fence, and support.
 Second, 'Canada's Vietnam'. This is not Vietnam, this is not the 60s, different time, different country, different people, different enemy, and omg if i hear ONE MORE Canadian who whines about a 'lack of national identity' compare ourselves to something American again i'm gonna hurl; we are not America so stop comparing apples and oranges.
I'd question how many American's even know we're in Afghanistan, at their request.. or even know we're in Afghanistan to the extent we are at all. Tough knowing this and watching comedy shows like the one that had this whole country irate poking fun at Canada's tin soldiers and our lack-of-a-military - if this is Canada's Vietnam just remember who we're there for.
The only similarity between the two is our wanting to win the 'hearts and minds' of the people... omfg aren't we dillusional.
Lemme get this straight, we got such a hate-on for Muslims it's ridiculous, how many times have we heard 'you can't really tell who the taliban are', we'll take a village, declare it and everyone in it safe - then a day or week later we return to our bases, in the process leaving the villiagers to their fate at the very hands of those 'unseen taliban we even know are there, somewhere...' and we hope to win the hearts and minds? Is it just me who sees the flawed general election in Iraq (i think Lassie won) realizing we're doing a lousy job winning, much?
We kinda missed the bus.
 The only way we can win this, is by getting serious as opposed to half-assed.
You can only win a war, by taking land and disarming them... own their every streetcorner. Period.
You will suffer casualties, you will kill, innocents will die.
It is said this war is unwinnable, win in Iraq and the terrorists will just move to Afghanistan. Win in Afghanistan and they'll just move to Pakistan. If this is true, perhaps we're righting the right war, the wrong way.
Sounds like Canada and the USA are joining forces, well GOOD. We can't win by pointing the finger at countries like Germany who hisitate in getting involved, or at ourselves wondering if we should be there... time to get a firm resolve, respect eachothers skills talents and what each brings to the table - and kick some taliban ass.
 We DON'T want to be the first to pull out, that even sounds sooo wrong.
SUPPORT YOUR TROOPS by being as strong, we don't turn our backs on anyone who needs us.
Lets not do it to ourselves.
 7月26日 back, with a vengence =~.^= 
♫ ♪ MEDIA : ♪ ♫ JOAN JETT
Fetish...
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Greetings :p
Yes to quote a much overused phrase my demise was greatly egaggerated. Three jobs, summertime, another online distraction...
I'll be cleaning up this blog, taking out the trash (you know who you are lol) and back with a vengence :))
Summer has been INCREDIBLE as summer's always are - winter I don't like cause it's too damned cold plus christmas is for kids and people with family still alive, nights get shorter and the days get frosty in autumn and there's no joy in that, spring is cool cause it means summer. Canadian winters SUCK.
 Just got back from 3days in Harrison Hot Springs, mmmm a hotel with A/C and four pools, the weather hotter than Hades, Harrison Lake a 30 second walk from the hotel, and god knows I needed the R&R. I hope Rhonda & Ruth enjoyed it too *chuckles*
 We're getting the house renovated - a new room added-on, all the electrical replaced, walls punched out, new roof, we're even getting a new skylight window... I just hope the people who live above us won't mind. We sooo need the room too; I got a roommate, she has a daughter who's 11 and a teenaged son with a hair/appearance obsession - jez just try getting any bathroom time in... pity me. I figured why fight it, I'll just not bother and explode when I turn 40.
Vancouver had a MAJOR thunder and lightning storm last night, woot how i LOVE storms! Two people were hurt in Maple Ridge, collateral damage from standing too close to a tree when lightning hit. Amazing people still need to learn from stuff like that - lightning... anything metal or wet or tall = not a good mix.
It was a father and son too - thanks Dad.
 Well peoples, time for a store run... I'll be sure to add to this entry as the days go on so don't be a stranger!
Peace love and happiness, unless it's Qwaywood in which case I hope the lobotamy was a success dude... only you would proclaim a blog 'dead' then reply to it five times.
Kinda ranks up there with being on the 'phone and getting a "this number is not in service" recording then calling that number back - knowing nobody's there - repeatedly. OMG i laughed, party on bud.
 'Til tomorrow.... :))
 8月28日 i got tagged! did you...? 
♫ ♪ MӘĐ¡∆ : ♪ ♫ PEARL JAM
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 HOLA !I got tagged !!! Jez it's been ages since I've seen a tag game on Spaces, I remember one "naughty tag" game that I was in - I even had some christian woman comment "you're discusting". Nothing like posting in big huge bold underlined text "for mature audience only" and having someone read it - only to get offended cause the content was for a mature audience. I mean if you put up a wet paint sign, do they touch it to see if it's true then bitch to the painter? Guess these are the same personas who look at an accident scene to see if there's anything so gross it'll make them hurl.
Anyways this one is totally tame - I got tagged twice so thank you Miss Tamara and ♥~♥ApЯiL♥~♥ for letting me play !!!
The people I tagged are listed underneath - and contrary to the rules I pass it on without obligation... obviously I hope you take part but at the same time I'm not going to suggest what you should or shouldn't do on your own blog. It's all meant as fun. Enjoy !
THE RULES OF THE TAG ARE:
 Jack had a blind date with Jill for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her.
After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, do you object to making love?"
"That is something I have never done before," Jill replied.
"Never made love? You mean you are a virgin?" Jack was amazed.
"No, silly!" she giggled. "I've never objected!"
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought it was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
On my way home I passed the same nursing home with the same six ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the Manager.
'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?'
'Yes,' he said. 'They're retired prostitutes and they're having a lawn sale'
The wife says to the husband, "Why do you carry my photo in your wallet?"
"When there's a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
"You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
"Absolutely! I see your picture and I ask myself, 'What other problem could be greater than this one?'"
An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening.
He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms - "Honey," "My Love," "Darling,", "Sweetheart,","Pumpkin," etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, "I think it's
wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names."
The old man hung his head. "To tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about 10 years ago!
Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join Earl in death. Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact location.
"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below your left breast. Why do you ask?"
She hung up without answering.
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."
The clerk said, "All right. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
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Love the page hun. =) **snuggles**
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ohh where or where is my little bob gone? ohh where or where could he be?
bob youre mia... missin ya...a lil ;)
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hey bob!!!
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Merry Christmas UnKleBoB...sure do miss you bunches. Not to use to you being incognito and stuff. I hope you have a great Christmas!!! and a wonderful NEW YEARS!!!
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